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Monday, June 13th, 2005
8:04 pm - natasha-shannon-smiley

natasha-shannon-smiley, originally uploaded by natasha elizabeth.

total hoto pool party.

(2 dollas | sucky sucky)

Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
8:14 pm
my new apache leather babies

noah: do you have the hee-haw dvds in your actual possession or did you rent them? my friend tina and i saw the infomercial last night and we decided we can't live our lives without them. we will pay actual american dollars for dvd-rs of them.

(1 dolla | sucky sucky)

Monday, March 28th, 2005
3:09 pm
i really hope this show at freshup in may works out

also i hope school works out for me, too.

i want a huge owl mask that fits over my head
and a tabby cat puppet

that's all i need in the world right now.

(1 dolla | sucky sucky)

Saturday, March 19th, 2005
9:18 pm - party foul, partly fowl

party foul, partly fowl, originally uploaded by natasha elizabeth.

i hate saturday night.

(6 dollas | sucky sucky)

Friday, March 18th, 2005
9:26 pm
this spring break has mostly been a big waste of time.

i've been drinking for 8 days straight.

last night, i almost had to shank a frat boy in the whataburger drive-thru. he made fat jokes about usa but then the drive-thru guy sided with us and fratboy and his sorostitute homegirl peeled out after more sophomoric insults. it was awesome. "i'm just trying to get some food and this guy is yelling stuff at me. should i call the law?" i did totally cut him off though but that's what he gets for a) being a douchebag and b) coming in the wrong entrance.

before that, at the bar, i pretended to go to high school with this guy i didnt even know because some dude was trying to go home with him and i was like "his boyfriend owns spiro's and is really jealous and i'd watch out for his 'vette if i were you cause it's got some christine tendencies." and then i proceeded to tell some even more elaborate lies. it was pretty awesome.

i guess i'll be at sidekicks tonight. again. even though i really hate that place.


(3 dollas | sucky sucky)

Saturday, March 12th, 2005
12:51 pm - penis vagina hats (from a while ago)

so hungover.

(7 dollas | sucky sucky)

Friday, March 11th, 2005
10:07 am - happy birthday to me
so far, for my birthday i got:

-ted nugent t-shirt w/snarling wolf
-scary hand puppets
-a tiffany engraved money clip
- " " tennis bracelet
-prada perfume (early)
-2 polaroid cameras (early)
-about $150
-other random things like stickers and miniature salt cartons

i bet my dad gives me money

tonight, katherine, johnny, rell (i hope) and i are going to totally skeezy dive bars. aka, trohpy's, the horseshoe lounge, ego's, deep eddy cabaret.

actually i'm just going to stay home and cry cause everyone hates me. except maybe katherine will come cry with me.

i'm so glad that i won't have to lie about my age anymore. well, at least for another 15-20 years. SIGH.

(3 dollas | sucky sucky)

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
11:30 pm - a mixtape i made in 1999 vs. one of my ipod playlists
revival - orgy / crank heart - xiu xiu
2:1 - elastica / you're a woman, i'm a machine - death from above 1979
hell is round the corner - tricky / collect the diamonds - q and not u
rape me - nirvana / holy of holies - black eyes
march of the pigs - nine inch nails / leaf house - animal collective
lunchbox - marilyn manson / obstacle 1 - interpol
rock n roll nigger - patti smith / suha - xiu xiu
cornflake girl - tori amos / let me love you down - ready for the world
like a virgin - madonna / hock it - the blow
faget - korn / we tigers - animal collective
loser - beck / easy lover - phil collins
guilty conscience - eminem / the light - mirah
mister superstar - marilyn manson / black history month - death from above 1979
pure morning - placebo / neighborhood #1 (tunnels) - arcade fire
dancing queen - abba / the grand tour - george jones
space oddity - david bowie / satin sheets - tammy wynette
dazed and confused - led zeppelin / young liars - tv on the radio
apple shampoo - blink 182 / radian - air
don't you forget about me - simple minds / damn, i wish i was your lover - sophie b. hawkins
killing in the name - rage vs. the machine / purple rain - prince

if coolness is a factor that exponentially increases over time, then i hope i'll be amazing when i die.

(3 dollas | sucky sucky)

Sunday, March 6th, 2005
4:09 pm - itunes survey, from tina
How many total songs?

Sort by Song Title
First: 'til i get it right - tammy wynette
Last: zmeyka - ladytron

Sort by Time
First: dat politics - dat politics (0:04)
Last: motherfucker=redeemer (part one) - godspeed you black emporer (21:22)

Sort by Album
First: #1 - fischerspooner
Last: young liars - tv on the radio

Sort by Artist
First: 50 cent
Last: the zombies

Top Ten Most Played Songs
01. soft pyramids - q and not u (91)
02. girls and boys - blur (79)
03. nights in white satin - the moody blues (75)
04. jet ski accidents - the blow (69)
05. crazy on you - heart (68)
06. blacking out the friction - death cab (67)
07. fuck the pain away - peaches (67)
08. blue glasses - smokey and miho (66)
09. democracy of small things - the blow (64)
10. i'm with the pilots - ladytron (64)

Find "sex," how many songs show up?

Find "death," how many songs show up?
41 (35 are death cab or death from above 1979)

Find "love," how many songs show up?

i totally would not have guessed those songs to be in the top 10. except soft pyramids.

when i first got a cellphone five years ago, i would put "cell" next to people's names for their cellphone. otherwise it was assumed that was their home number.
now i put "home" instead of "cell".

coincidentally, my top 3 most likely ways to die are cancer, aids, or a car accident.

i kind of would rather go out with tb or syphilis.

(sucky sucky)

2:25 pm - pretty awesome
i had the best birthday party ever last night.

also, this is pretty awesome:

and i redesigned my website. it still looks pretty shitty.

(5 dollas | sucky sucky)

Friday, March 4th, 2005
7:06 pm - cari:
what the hell is wrong with me?

at least mine's first

(sucky sucky)

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
11:02 pm - note to self
rainbow goes with anything

it's awful how much i love the oc

(1 dolla | sucky sucky)

Monday, February 28th, 2005
6:07 pm

you likey?Collapse )

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Saturday, February 26th, 2005
10:32 am
I hate my body, I hate the desert
Please, let me escape
When will I be going home?
I hate my husband, I hate my childeren
I'm going to hang myself
When will I be going home?

Black hair got you down tonight
Black love, black cuts from your work
Weep like the busted girl you are
Wash down your hope in that car

i hate it when people post song lyrics.

(3 dollas | sucky sucky)

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
10:34 pm - ten things i've done in my life, stolen from swifty
- was runner up in my elementary school geography bee, as the only girl in the competition, and the youngest to place. this is a great accomplishment and, obviously, it has gotten me far in life. (1994)
- one of my waferbaby how-tos was mentioned on K10k. this is my biggest e-acheivement. look at me go. (2001-2?)
- graduated high school with about 8 million other people, cause it's like, so hard and everything. entered the university of texas the following august, which is actually a marginal achievement. (2002)
- got alcohol poisoning and almost died the night before my 16th birthday. (2000)
- while playing mini-golf, frustrated by my poor motor skills, i screamed, for the world to hear, "I AM A GODDAMN AVOCADO!!!" (1986)
- finally figured out that "suicide" was not the same thing as "sewer side". (1990)
- decided it was a really good idea to take up smoking to look cool. (1996)
- decided it was a really good idea to beat the shit out of someone smaller and a lot more nerdy than me (who, btw, totally deserved it), for which i was sent to juvy and hit on by gang members. (1997)
- dated the same person i beat the shit out of for a year. (2000-1)
- had an abortion, smoked crack, and stole a police car in the same day. (the 32nd of never, 8062)

(5 dollas | sucky sucky)

10:06 pm - 2 of 2

from the book found: the best lost, tossed, and forgotten items from around the world. there are some other real gems in there. if you're into that kind of thing, i'd highly suggest this book.

amazon.com and i have an unhealthy relationship.

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Monday, February 21st, 2005
6:30 pm
today in my drawing class someone threw up during their own crit.

that's the only thing i have worth writing about.
that, and hunter s. thompson shot himself when his wife went to the grocery store.
but you already knew that.
maybe you didn't know that bonnie raitt's dad died, too.
but no one cares about him.
it's funny how things like that work.
most people are lucky to get an obituary and a modest funeral when they die.
but celebrities get the whole damn world to stop and feel sorry.

i thought he was already dead, anyway.

two and a half weeks until my birthday.
a boy i was obsessed with in high school likes me now. five freaking years later. we're going on a date.
and my pictures are going to be in the next issue of a canadian magazine. with international distribution.

(4 dollas | sucky sucky)

Sunday, February 13th, 2005
10:04 pm - so mad i want to spit
this is the biggest crock of shit i've ever heard. click on #12 and be prepared to be horrified. the phrase "eHarmony has discovered what similarities and differences between men and women lead to their most successful unions" makes me want to puke.

"GENDER DIFFERENCE" IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION THAT HAS NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT IT. and yeah right, anyway, like people actually conform to gender standards on a regular basis.

thinly veiled excuses to justify discrimination really get me going. /end rant

in other news, 26 days til my birthday.
i got a free jagermeister wifebeater.
usa and i discovered a chupacabra living in my bushes and almost got eaten by it.
i've decided to get an MA in hating ignorant heterosexual persons of protestant descent.

oh oh oh and i get to be in the honors day ceremony which means i get a fancy rope to wear when i graduate and look smart. YES!@(*)(!*

(2 dollas | sucky sucky)

Friday, February 11th, 2005
7:13 pm
i hate life-ruiners. some people need to grow the fuck up.

there are so many things i wish i had done differently to avoid ending up where i am now.
too often i find myself wanting to cry, unable to control anything that's going on around me,
bearing the brunt of too many childish outbursts and temper tantrums, being ignored and
misunderstood constantly.

i blame myself for letting things escalate to this point. it's unbearable.

my birthday is in 28 days. i'm not sure what difference it really makes.

i want a tattoo of henry darger drawings. i'm going to wait and see how popular the movie
becomes first. it seems like i'm always five minutes ahead of everyone else and then they
ruin everything i love. but hopefully most people will just be like "eh" and forget about it
in a week.

i want to fall in love again.
but that's entirely selfish and stupid.
i think i really just want to be able to feel something again, besides boredom and annoyance.

sorry for being a douchebag.

(4 dollas | sucky sucky)

Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
11:52 pm
man. performance art sure is gonna be interesting tomorrow.

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