if the holes gotta heart

natasha-shannon-smiley

2005-06-14T01:04:14Z

natasha-shannon-smiley, originally uploaded by natasha elizabeth.

total hoto pool party.

kitchenette @ 2005-04-03T20:14:00

2005-04-04T01:17:31Z

my new apache leather babies

noah: do you have the hee-haw dvds in your actual possession or did you rent them? my friend tina and i saw the infomercial last night and we decided we can't live our lives without them. we will pay actual american dollars for dvd-rs of them.

kitchenette @ 2005-03-28T15:09:00

2005-03-28T21:12:50Z

i really hope this show at freshup in may works out

also i hope school works out for me, too.

i want a huge owl mask that fits over my head
and a tabby cat puppet

that's all i need in the world right now.

party foul, partly fowl

2005-03-20T03:18:39Z

party foul, partly fowl, originally uploaded by natasha elizabeth.

i hate saturday night.

kitchenette @ 2005-03-18T21:26:00

2005-03-19T03:32:07Z

this spring break has mostly been a big waste of time.

i've been drinking for 8 days straight.

last night, i almost had to shank a frat boy in the whataburger drive-thru. he made fat jokes about usa but then the drive-thru guy sided with us and fratboy and his sorostitute homegirl peeled out after more sophomoric insults. it was awesome. "i'm just trying to get some food and this guy is yelling stuff at me. should i call the law?" i did totally cut him off though but that's what he gets for a) being a douchebag and b) coming in the wrong entrance.

before that, at the bar, i pretended to go to high school with this guy i didnt even know because some dude was trying to go home with him and i was like "his boyfriend owns spiro's and is really jealous and i'd watch out for his 'vette if i were you cause it's got some christine tendencies." and then i proceeded to tell some even more elaborate lies. it was pretty awesome.

i guess i'll be at sidekicks tonight. again. even though i really hate that place.

blah.

penis vagina hats (from a while ago)

2005-03-12T18:53:15Z

so hungover.

happy birthday to me

2005-03-11T16:12:33Z

so far, for my birthday i got:

-ted nugent t-shirt w/snarling wolf
-scary hand puppets
-a tiffany engraved money clip
- " " tennis bracelet
-prada perfume (early)
-2 polaroid cameras (early)
-about $150
-other random things like stickers and miniature salt cartons

i bet my dad gives me money

~~tonight, katherine, johnny, rell (i hope) and i are going to totally skeezy dive bars. aka, trohpy's, the horseshoe lounge, ego's, deep eddy cabaret.~~

actually i'm just going to stay home and cry cause everyone hates me. except maybe katherine will come cry with me.

i'm so glad that i won't have to lie about my age anymore. well, at least for another 15-20 years. SIGH.

a mixtape i made in 1999 vs. one of my ipod playlists

2005-03-09T05:48:34Z

revival - orgy / crank heart - xiu xiu
2:1 - elastica / you're a woman, i'm a machine - death from above 1979
hell is round the corner - tricky / collect the diamonds - q and not u
rape me - nirvana / holy of holies - black eyes
march of the pigs - nine inch nails / leaf house - animal collective
lunchbox - marilyn manson / obstacle 1 - interpol
rock n roll nigger - patti smith / suha - xiu xiu
cornflake girl - tori amos / let me love you down - ready for the world
like a virgin - madonna / hock it - the blow
faget - korn / we tigers - animal collective
loser - beck / easy lover - phil collins
guilty conscience - eminem / the light - mirah
mister superstar - marilyn manson / black history month - death from above 1979
pure morning - placebo / neighborhood #1 (tunnels) - arcade fire
dancing queen - abba / the grand tour - george jones
space oddity - david bowie / satin sheets - tammy wynette
dazed and confused - led zeppelin / young liars - tv on the radio
apple shampoo - blink 182 / radian - air
don't you forget about me - simple minds / damn, i wish i was your lover - sophie b. hawkins
killing in the name - rage vs. the machine / purple rain - prince

if coolness is a factor that exponentially increases over time, then i hope i'll be amazing when i die.

itunes survey, from tina

2005-03-06T22:23:48Z

How many total songs?
1415

Sort by Song Title
First: 'til i get it right - tammy wynette
Last: zmeyka - ladytron

Sort by Time
First: dat politics - dat politics (0:04)
Last: motherfucker=redeemer (part one) - godspeed you black emporer (21:22)

Sort by Album
First: #1 - fischerspooner
Last: young liars - tv on the radio

Sort by Artist
First: 50 cent
Last: the zombies

Top Ten Most Played Songs
01. soft pyramids - q and not u (91)
02. girls and boys - blur (79)
03. nights in white satin - the moody blues (75)
04. jet ski accidents - the blow (69)
05. crazy on you - heart (68)
06. blacking out the friction - death cab (67)
07. fuck the pain away - peaches (67)
08. blue glasses - smokey and miho (66)
09. democracy of small things - the blow (64)
10. i'm with the pilots - ladytron (64)

Find "sex," how many songs show up?
10

Find "death," how many songs show up?
41 (35 are death cab or death from above 1979)

Find "love," how many songs show up?
89

i totally would not have guessed those songs to be in the top 10. except soft pyramids.

when i first got a cellphone five years ago, i would put "cell" next to people's names for their cellphone. otherwise it was assumed that was their home number.
now i put "home" instead of "cell".

coincidentally, my top 3 most likely ways to die are cancer, aids, or a car accident.

i kind of would rather go out with tb or syphilis.

pretty awesome

2005-03-06T20:28:21Z

i had the best birthday party ever last night.

also, this is pretty awesome:

and i redesigned my website. it still looks pretty shitty.

cari:

2005-03-05T01:08:36Z

what the hell is wrong with me?

at least mine's first

note to self

2005-03-04T05:04:13Z

rainbow goes with anything

it's awful how much i love the oc

kitchenette @ 2005-02-28T18:07:00

2005-03-01T00:09:30Z

kitchenette @ 2005-02-26T10:32:00

2005-02-26T16:33:57Z

I hate my body, I hate the desert
Please, let me escape
When will I be going home?
I hate my husband, I hate my childeren
I'm going to hang myself
When will I be going home?

Black hair got you down tonight
Black love, black cuts from your work
Weep like the busted girl you are
Wash down your hope in that car

i hate it when people post song lyrics.

ten things i've done in my life, stolen from swifty

2005-02-24T04:47:53Z

- was runner up in my elementary school geography bee, as the only girl in the competition, and the youngest to place. this is a great accomplishment and, obviously, it has gotten me far in life. (1994)
- one of my waferbaby how-tos was mentioned on K10k. this is my biggest e-acheivement. look at me go. (2001-2?)
- graduated high school with about 8 million other people, cause it's like, so hard and everything. entered the university of texas the following august, which is actually a marginal achievement. (2002)
- got alcohol poisoning and almost died the night before my 16th birthday. (2000)
- while playing mini-golf, frustrated by my poor motor skills, i screamed, for the world to hear, "I AM A GODDAMN AVOCADO!!!" (1986)
- finally figured out that "suicide" was not the same thing as "sewer side". (1990)
- decided it was a really good idea to take up smoking to look cool. (1996)
- decided it was a really good idea to beat the shit out of someone smaller and a lot more nerdy than me (who, btw, totally deserved it), for which i was sent to juvy and hit on by gang members. (1997)
- dated the same person i beat the shit out of for a year. (2000-1)
- had an abortion, smoked crack, and stole a police car in the same day. (the 32nd of never, 8062)

2 of 2

2005-02-24T04:08:44Z

from the book found: the best lost, tossed, and forgotten items from around the world. there are some other real gems in there. if you're into that kind of thing, i'd highly suggest this book.

amazon.com and i have an unhealthy relationship.

kitchenette @ 2005-02-21T18:30:00

2005-02-22T00:35:04Z

today in my drawing class someone threw up during their own crit.

that's the only thing i have worth writing about.
that, and hunter s. thompson shot himself when his wife went to the grocery store.
but you already knew that.
maybe you didn't know that bonnie raitt's dad died, too.
but no one cares about him.
it's funny how things like that work.
most people are lucky to get an obituary and a modest funeral when they die.
but celebrities get the whole damn world to stop and feel sorry.

i thought he was already dead, anyway.

two and a half weeks until my birthday.
a boy i was obsessed with in high school likes me now. five freaking years later. we're going on a date.
and my pictures are going to be in the next issue of a canadian magazine. with international distribution.

so mad i want to spit

2005-02-14T04:13:27Z

this is the biggest crock of shit i've ever heard. click on #12 and be prepared to be horrified. the phrase "eHarmony has discovered what similarities and differences between men and women lead to their most successful unions" makes me want to puke.

"GENDER DIFFERENCE" IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION THAT HAS NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT IT. and yeah right, anyway, like people actually conform to gender standards on a regular basis.

thinly veiled excuses to justify discrimination really get me going. /end rant

in other news, 26 days til my birthday.
i got a free jagermeister wifebeater.
usa and i discovered a chupacabra living in my bushes and almost got eaten by it.
i've decided to get an MA in hating ignorant heterosexual persons of protestant descent.

oh oh oh and i get to be in the honors day ceremony which means i get a fancy rope to wear when i graduate and look smart. YES!@(*)(!*

kitchenette @ 2005-02-11T19:13:00

2005-02-12T01:21:52Z

i hate life-ruiners. some people need to grow the fuck up.

there are so many things i wish i had done differently to avoid ending up where i am now.
too often i find myself wanting to cry, unable to control anything that's going on around me,
bearing the brunt of too many childish outbursts and temper tantrums, being ignored and
misunderstood constantly.

i blame myself for letting things escalate to this point. it's unbearable.

my birthday is in 28 days. i'm not sure what difference it really makes.

i want a tattoo of henry darger drawings. i'm going to wait and see how popular the movie
becomes first. it seems like i'm always five minutes ahead of everyone else and then they
ruin everything i love. but hopefully most people will just be like "eh" and forget about it
in a week.

i want to fall in love again.
but that's entirely selfish and stupid.
i think i really just want to be able to feel something again, besides boredom and annoyance.

sorry for being a douchebag.

kitchenette @ 2005-02-09T23:52:00

2005-02-10T05:55:51Z

man. performance art sure is gonna be interesting tomorrow.

stolen from dave, a canadian

2005-02-09T02:58:54Z

WHY PUBLIC OPINION DOESN'T MATTER IN THE FIGHT FOR GAY RIGHTS

With the Liberal's gay marriage bill now tabled, there has been much talk from MPs about "consulting the public," "listening to the public's concerns" and "engaging in public debate." Strangely, the overwhelming majority of those who call for debate and consultation are opposed to supporting gay marriage on any governmental level; more strangely still, these individuals have embraced a concept of democracy that has been considered obsolete now for more than 125 years. Put plainly, all modern democratic systems, and their associated theories of justice, place a limit on the degree to which people's decisions can affect the lives of others.

The now obsolete theory of democracy to which these individuals apply can loosely be described as utilitarianism, the theory that the will of the greatest number of people is that which dominates. (Indeed, this is how most people today understand democracy, particularly those who lean to the right.) While this political theory proved very useful for securing the rights of the middle class and lower classes in Britain and America during the 18th century, protecting them against the whims of aristocracy, serious concerns regarding its protection of minorities were raised during the early 19th century, with the proliferation of slavery in the southern United States.

What some realized was that the will of the majority was not always in humanity's best interest. The initial desire that had given rise to utilitarianism--equal treatment for the majority--had been achieved (though this was in fact false, for women had not yet achieved any substantial progress in securing their rights), and so emerged the question: do not all people deserve equal rights? Can a person be victimized and persecuted for exhibiting traits that are the result of birth and not personal choice? (Or, eventually, can a person be victimized and persecuted for personal choices which do not negatively harm others?)

Utilitarianism was unique in that it rejected superstition and religion in the formulation of laws and justice. A person could not be arbitrarily stripped of his or her rights; the utilitarian demanded empirical proof be supplied that a person's actions negatively affected others before such action could be taken. What the American civil war taught America (and should have taught us Canadians) is that economic, religious and personal arguments cannot strip an entire demographic of their rights. The purpose of modern government is not to bend to the whims of the majority, but to create and enforce an egalitarian theory of justice which extends a set of standard rights and freedoms across the board to encompass all its citizens.

Those who pule for our elected representatives to listen to the voice of the people subscribe to an extinct breed of democracy, which died after proving itself incapable of protecting the rights of its citizens. Such people are loathesome, dangerous fools.

i didn't want to get married, anyway.
i wouldn't get an abortion either, but i think this argument applies to that, too.

WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST KEEP THEIR "MORALS" TO THEMSELVES ???

kitchenette @ 2005-02-07T18:37:00

2005-02-08T00:38:36Z

i like email.
its probably my favorite thing about the internet.
if you want to send me naked pictures or tell me about your day, please feel free to.
braaains@gmail.com
i'll return the favor.

in other news, my photo teacher is going to give me a first-class ass reaming.
so anyone who said i could take pictures of them or anyone who didn't but will now, let me know.
the idea is that i'm fabricating families and taking portraits.
or you can just look hot and wear a snazzy outfit, i really don't care.
TINA AND RELL: i could use some indian princesses.
CAITLIN: find some other girls and make up a gang, cause that would be hottt.

psycho bitch is on trading moms tonight. gtg

today

2005-02-07T05:17:15Z

somehow i managed to lose my glasses that i've had since 19 freaking 98
AND when i was at the home depot self-checkout, i got $10 cash back and left it in the slot that it comes out of
cause i'm just that smart, and equally observant
and proceeded to break two of the 200 watt lightbulbs i had just bought
so that's $15 i threw away today
i should really just start wiping my ass with fives

i don't know what i'm doing anymore

bored with life, i guess.

EDIT: my mom gave me ten bucks cause i guess she feels bad for smoking when she was pregnant with me. YES!*&^#@&*

kitchenette @ 2005-02-03T21:20:00

2005-02-04T03:22:31Z

kitchenette @ 2005-02-02T18:14:00

2005-02-03T00:17:13Z

the first two were taken with a disposable camera
thats why the prints look like shit